Category Archives: Star Wars

Bigger Fish

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Qui-Gon Jinn: There’s always a bigger fish.

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A Thousand Terrible Things

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[regarding returning to Otoh Gunga]
Jar Jar Binks: My forgotten, da Bosses will do terrible tings to me TERRRRRIBLE is me going back der!
Qui-Gon Jinn: Do you hear that?
[a rumbling is heard in the distance]
Jar Jar Binks: Yeah.
Qui-Gon Jinn: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.
Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into TINY pieces and BLAST us into oblivion!
Jar Jar Binks: Hmmm… yousa point is well seen.

These Aren’t the Droids

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Storm trooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don’t need to see his identification.
Storm trooper: We don’t need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
Storm trooper: These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Storm trooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Storm trooper: Move along… move along.